Stories

You know I like writing and here's 3 stories I wrote (sort of).  I'll tell you more about it at the end.

Our School

Thomas is one of America's hideous places of green learning.  The student body is made up of 6 boys and 12 motorcycles.  The motorcycles make the best grades.  Students can eat lunch in the tiny school lunch room, which sells boiled lights and egg sandwiches--with all the apple juice you can drink for only 74 cents.  The principal of the school,  Batman, is raising money to build a new tree library and a new football button.  Any student who goes to this school is very slimy.

DOGS

It's often been said that "A Dog is Man's Best Weed."  Dogs are very whiny and can be taught many yellow tricks.  A dog can be trained to carry a breeze in his mouth.  And if you throw a Mexico, the dog will run and fetch it.  Dogs will also bark slowly if a burglar tries to break into your turtle during the night.  One of the most popular canine pets is the Worm Spaniel.  Spaniels have curly gray coats and sticky ears.  They also have very tall dispositions and live to be 62 years old.  Other popular dogs are the Wide Terriers, German Puppies, and the Deep Poodle.  Every home should have a loyal dog for a black widow.

History of a Famous Invention

The first electric grandma was invented in 1904 by a speedy young man named Mickey Mouse.  He and his brother, Darth Vader, ran a small poison repair shop and in their spare time they studied cavities.  When they started work on their invention everyone said, "Yikes!  You'll never get it off the paint."  But they built a prickly model out of old surprises and a used chocolate.  The model worked fine and in ten minutes it toasted 24 slices of muscles.  It also used up two gallons of blood an hour and the top converted into a booger.  They sold the patent to a scary millionaire for 13 dollars and lived painfully ever after.

The 3 stories that I wrote (sort of) are Mad Libs.  They are stories, there are stories and then there are lines and then they have a word under them.  It says "noun, adjective, plural noun, famous person" and stuff.  I found this book in a pile of my mom's old teaching stuff.  It's actually my grandma's, it's about 30 years old.

You should try Mad Libs,  They're funny and fun.

Dylan & Lego Club

I have three best friends. All of us together is The Fantastic Four. The people in it are Jacob, me, Griffin, and Dylan. Me and Jacob in kindergarten were together and Griffin and Dylan were in kindergarten together. In first grade, we all joined and it made The Fantastic Four. Griffin came up with the name. The Fantastic Four usually plays together. Today we played hunting and Pirates of the Carribean. We're in Ms. Freeman's class. We did do this thing when we made like these little guys and we were going to have a battle and there was teams but then we stopped because Ms. Freeman said we were wasting a lot of paper.

The first one I'll introduce you to is Dylan. This is Dylan and I at Lego Club.  To the right is our base that we made together by ourselves in the first picture.  It's not done yet. 

BEFORE

AFTER

I like Dylan because he's smart, we play together a lot.  He likes Indiana Jones and Star Wars.  It was exciting when Dylan moved three-blocks-and-a-house away.  It takes me about 3 or so minutes to walk there.  I go to his house a lot and he comes to my house a lot.  We both live by the park so yeah, I go to his house, ask him if he wants to go to the park and then we go.  After I ask his mom first.

Welcome to my blog!

I did this blog because I like to write. I write Biscuit (the dog) books, dinosaur books, and right now I'm writing a war book.  My mom says that I shouldn't write a war book.  But she's letting me anyways as long as I don't have blood.

This is my war book.  It is a chapter book.

I hope you like my blog!